Ah, the sweet art of overwhelm and avoid. The ultimate procrastination technique for the chronically indolent. When the task at hand seems too daunting, too dull, or too boring, it's time to employ the ancient art of overwhelm and avoid.
Step 1: Create a To-Do List of Endless Possibilities – Make the task so complicated that it's impossible to begin.
Step 2: Find the Perfect Distractions – Browse cat videos, play video games, or reorganize your sock drawer until the task has been forgotten in the depths of your mind.
Step 3: Declare Your Workspace a Hazard Zone – Cover your desk in sticky notes, fill your fridge with expired leftovers, and install a ball pit to create an environment so hostile to productivity that even the thought of work makes you flee.