Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Level 4: Extreme Procrastination

Sub-Technique: The Infinite Scroll

Also known as: Endless Browsing

• Dive into the rabbit hole of online forums
• Create an elaborate fantasy world in your head
• Read the same chapter for 5 hours straight

By implementing the Infinite Scroll, you'll be able to delay your work for hours, or even days, with the added bonus of feeling vaguely productive due to the illusion of progress.

Sub-Technique: The Procrastination Matrix

A 3D representation of all the tasks you could be doing, but aren't.

• Analyze the intricate web of deadlines and responsibilities
• Prioritize based on the most enjoyable tasks first
• Use the power of delegation to shift blame to others

With the Procrastination Matrix, you'll be able to visualize the infinite possibilities, and choose the ones that align with your true interests.

Sub-Technique: The Procrastination Jar

A container for all the excuses and rationalizations that keep you from starting.

• Fill it with justifications for not doing anything
• Use it as a paperweight to hold down important documents

The Procrastination Jar is a powerful tool for creating an endless supply of excuses.