Procrastination Strategies for the Modern Era

Playing Virtual Video Games: The Art of Doing Nothing Productively

By applying the fundamental principles of virtual video games, you can achieve the perfect balance between leisure and productivity. Or not.

Here are some expert tips:

• Use the "Ctrl+R" key to reload your progress, but only when you're really stuck.
• Take breaks to grab a snack, but make sure it's a nutritious one (e.g., Cheetos).
• Level up your skills by watching YouTube tutorials, but only if they're 10 minutes or less.

Leveling Up: The Art of Watching YouTube Tutorials | Taking Snack Breaks: A Study in Balance

Disclaimer: Procrastination strategies may not be scientifically proven, but they're definitely entertaining. Consult your local doctor before attempting any of these methods.