Advanced Procrastination Techniques: A Guide to Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Step 1: Find a comfortable spot to do nothing

Identify a cozy corner in your home, preferably with a window to gaze out of.

Grab a snack, preferably something high-calorie and low-nutrient, like pizza.

Now, sit down, relax, and let your mind wander.

Browse cat videos for 5 hours

Play video games until your thumbs get tired

Remember, doing nothing is an art form, and it takes practice.