SCROLLING TECHNIQUES FOR THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY KINGS

Welcome, fellow scrollers! Today, we're going to dive into the most efficient ways to scroll through the void of the internet without losing your mind.

• Scroll While You Wait: Master the art of scrolling in the background while you pretend to work.
• Scroll to the Bottom: A technique for finding the one thing you're really looking for (but probably won't find)
• Scroll in Circles: Because sometimes, you just need to scroll around in a circle to get the feel of the internet.
• Scroll and You Shall Be Rewarded: The ancient art of scrolling for rewards and treats, because adulting is hard.

Remember, the most essential thing in scrolling is to never actually do anything.

Happy scrolling, comrades!