Scrolling Algorithm 9001 is the art of finding creative ways to avoid doing actual work. It's a delicate dance between scrolling, clicking, and refreshing, all while maintaining a convincing illusion of productivity.
Here's how it works:
1. Open multiple tabs and windows to maximize scrolling opportunities.
2. Use the 'back' button frequently to re-explore familiar ground.
3. Click on every link, even if it leads nowhere.
4. Refresh the page repeatedly to 're-activate' your workflow.
And for the pièce de résistance:
5. Use the 'print screen' function to capture your progress and pretend you're working on something.
Advanced Techniques for the seasoned professional.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, try our Auto-Scroll Feature.