Snack Forecasting Division: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Procrastination Agency's Snack Forecasting Division, where we specialize in predicting the optimal snack-to-task ratio for maximum productivity.

• Today's forecast: 100% chance of Cheetos.
• Tomorrow's forecast: 50% chance of Doritos, 20% chance of Fritos, and 30% chance of "I'll just eat a whole bag, sorry."

Snack Forecasting Tools:

• Forecast Calculator
• Snakerytics: In-Depth Snack Analysis
• Snack Mastery Certification Program

Disclaimer: The Procrastination Agency is not responsible for lost productivity or snack-related injuries.