Procrastination Strategy

Step 3: Befriend a Squirrel

Find a squirrel. Not just any squirrel, a particularly lazy one. One that's been watching you from the park bench while you're stuck in this meeting.

Be friends with the squirrel. Give it nuts. Learn its secrets. The key to ultimate procrastination lies within the whimsical world of rodent friendship.

Step 4: Master the Art of Squirreling Optional: Procrastination Hacking