Step 5: Reading a Whole Book in One Sitting (Theoretical Physics)
According to our patented Procrastination Algorithm, this step involves applying the principles of quantum mechanics to your reading experience.
- Wave-particle duality: The book is both a wave of information and a particle of fun.
- Uncertainty principle: Don't worry about not knowing what the book is about; just dive in and enjoy the ride.
- Quantum superposition: The book can be both interesting and boring at the same time. Deal with it.
- Schrodinger's cat: Your reading progress is in a superposition of "done" and "not done".
Go to Step 7: Creating a Reading Nook
Go to Step 8: Reading While Lying in Bed
Step 6: The Book is Your Best Friend (Proven Fact)
At this point, you've invested so much time and energy into your book that it's become a sentient being that demands constant attention. Treat it well, friend.
- Provide it with regular water breaks (refill its pages with fresh water).
- Nurture its pages with gentle handling (don't dog-ear).
- Give it a nice name (something like "The Great White Elephant").
Go back to Step 7: Creating a Reading Nook
Go to Step 9: The Procrastinator's Revenge
