Step 8: HAMMOCKING THE SYSTEM

In this crucial step, you will be required to craft an elaborate hammock, a device used to distract and disrupt the productivity of your peers. To begin, gather materials:

1 pack of stale crackers
1 pack of bright pink string
1 VHS player (optional but highly recommended)

Assembling the Hammock

Step 1: Place the stale crackers on a flat surface, creating a 5x5 matrix.

Step 2: Thread the pink string through the center cracker, creating a makeshift pulley system.

Step 3: Place the VHS player on top, set to repeat an endless loop of cat videos.

Step 4: Place the hammock in a high-traffic area, where coworkers are most likely to see it.

Step 5: Watch as your colleagues' eyes glaze over in despair.

Hyperlinks:

Step 7: Mind Numbing - A crucial step in the process.
Step 9: Distracting with Bells - The final, most critical step.