By now, you've reached the pinnacle of procrastination mastery. You've mastered the art of doing nothing, and you're ready for the next level.
Here's where things get interesting. With the Procrastinator's Revenge, you'll be able to not only avoid work but also exact revenge on the productivity zealots who've been driving you crazy.
Step 9 involves creating a network of fake to-do lists, fake deadlines, and fake projects. This is where you'll confuse and demoralize your enemies, making them question their own productivity.
Next step: The Illusion of Progress
Back to Step 8: The Distractor in the Room
Or, if you've had enough of this whole "strategic procrastination" thing, you can always go back to The Basics
And, of course, you can always Home
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