Step 3.3 - The Abyssal Loop

Warning: This is where things start to get really, really bad.

Also known as the "Sisyphean Treadmill of Procrastination," this step involves creating an endless loop of tasks that somehow always seem to be "just one more thing" away from being completed.

Example:

• Check email for that one important message (which you'll never actually read)
• Respond to that one comment on social media that will change everything (but won't, really)
• Update that one spreadsheet that you swore you'd finished three days ago

This loop is self-sustaining because you've already spent so much time and energy trying to break free that you've forgotten what your goals were in the first place.

Step 4 - The Abyssal Loop of Deception

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, go back to Step 3.2 - The Abyssal Loop of Invention

(Or, you know, just pretend you did the thing, it's not like anyone's actually watching)

Disclaimer: The authors of this guide are not responsible for any lost productivity or existential dread that may result from following these steps.