Congratulations, you've reached the point of no return! You've spent so long avoiding actual work that you've created an infinite loop of excuses, lies, and half-truths. Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the abyssal forces of procrastination at work.
At this point, you've convinced yourself that you're working hard, but really, you're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. The work is still piling up, but you're having the time of your life.
Step 5: The Great Escape - Where we learn to harness the power of denial to avoid reality.
Step 6: The Illusion of Productivity - Where we learn to create the illusion of productivity while doing nothing.
Step 7: The Fall into the Abyss - Where we learn to surrender to the void.
Don't worry, it's not too late to change course. You can still break the cycle of avoidance and actually do some work. But for now, let's just take a break and watch some cat videos.