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The Art of Procrastination: A Minecraft Strategy Guide

Warning: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged use may lead to permanent boredom.

Step 1: Craft Your Way to Nowhere

Learn how to craft the ultimate procrastination tool: the raft that never leaves the shore.

Step 2: Dig for Diamonds (in the Couch)

Uncover the hidden treasures of lost remote controls, stale pizza boxes, and yesterday's laundry.

Step 3: Enchant Your Way to Oblivion

Discover the secret to making the most useless enchantments in the game, guaranteed to waste hours of your life.

Step 4: Explore the Void (of Your Room)

Navigate the endless expanse of your bedroom, where the only danger is getting lost in the depths of your bed.

Step 5: Build Something That's Never Gonna Happen

Construct a monument to your own procrastination, a testament to the art of doing nothing.

Conclusion: The End of All Things

And so, you've reached the end of this guide. Congratulations! You've managed to waste an entire day playing Minecraft. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a block to craft...

Epilogue: The Aftermath of Procrastination