Procrastination Strategies for the Modern Multiplayer

When faced with a task that's just too daunting, try these expertly crafted techniques to avoid it altogether.

Strategy #1: The Art of the Half-Attempt

Start by doing a tiny bit of work, just enough to make yourself feel marginally accomplished.

Learn more about the Half-Attempted Burnout Technique

Strategy #2: The Distraction Matrix

Find something else to focus on, anything else. Like your phone, or the ceiling.

Explore the Distraction Matrix in more detail

Strategy #3: The Self-Inflicted Deadline Delay

Tell yourself you need more time, and then tell yourself you need more time again.

Learn about the Science of Self-Inflicted Deadline Delay