The Art of Procrastination: Techniques for the Utterly Inept

Technique 6: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing

For those who have mastered the basics of Procrastination 101, it's time to move on to the more advanced techniques. The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing is a lost art, passed down through the ages from the great masters of leisure.

Also known as "The Art of Staring Blankly into Space," this technique involves sitting in front of a wall, staring intensely, and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Subtechnique 1: The Subtle Art of Watching Paint Dry

Subtechnique 2: The Ancient One: A Study in Boredom