The Art of Procrastination: Over-caffeination Techniques for the Overwhelmed

Warning: the following methods may lead to excessive coffee consumption, sleep deprivation, and/or permanent damage to your social life.

Technique 1: The Caffeine Loop

1. Drink a pot of coffee.

2. Immediately refill the pot.

Repeat until you're jittery and unable to focus.

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Technique 2: The Internet Squirrel

1. Open 20 tabs in your browser.

2. Click on every link until you find something interesting.

3. Repeat until you're lost in a sea of cat videos and memes.


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Technique 3: The Endless Scroll

1. Scroll down to the bottom of a single page.

2. Click 'Back to Top'.

Repeat until you've wasted an entire day.


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Technique 4: The Social Media Sisyphean

1. Post a witty remark on every social media platform.

2. Wait 30 minutes for likes and comments.

3. Repeat until you've reached maximum social validation.


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