Technique 1: The Caffeine Loop
1. Drink a pot of coffee.
2. Immediately refill the pot.
Repeat until you're jittery and unable to focus.
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Technique 2: The Internet Squirrel
1. Open 20 tabs in your browser.
2. Click on every link until you find something interesting.
3. Repeat until you're lost in a sea of cat videos and memes.
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Technique 3: The Endless Scroll
1. Scroll down to the bottom of a single page.
2. Click 'Back to Top'.
Repeat until you've wasted an entire day.
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Technique 4: The Social Media Sisyphean
1. Post a witty remark on every social media platform.
2. Wait 30 minutes for likes and comments.
3. Repeat until you've reached maximum social validation.
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