Procrastination Techniques: A Guide for the Utterly Uninspired
By experts in the field of Doing Nothing
1. Browse Cat Videos on YouTube
Stare at cute cats for 4+ hours. Research shows it's 90% effective.
More cat videos2. Learn to Play Video Games with a 2-Second Reaction Time
Practice your reflexes, but only for 10 minutes.
Gaming tutorials3. Create an Entirely Unnecessary To-Do List
Write it all down. Cross off nothing.
The art of writing nothing4. Learn to Make Your Own Ramen Noodles
Practice your culinary skills, but only for 10 minutes.
Ramen recipe5. Create a New, Pointless Social Media Account
Follow 100 people who don't follow you back.
Social media for the socially challenged