Day 5 of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to Day 5 of our Procrastination Guide, where we're going to help you avoid doing actual work.

Tips for the Procrastinators' Paradise

1. Make a to-do list, but don't actually do any of the things on it.

2. Take a three-hour lunch, but only if you can find something worth taking a three-hour lunch for.

3. Learn to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. It's a skill that'll serve you well in the long run.

Want more tips? Check out:

Day 5 of Procrastination: Tips 4, because who knows if you'll remember to come back here.

Or, if you're really stuck:

Procrastination Emergency: Day 5 Edition