1. Binge Watching: The Art of Watching Entire Seasons in One Sitting

Warning: This technique is highly addictive and may lead to permanent brain damage. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Find a show with a large number of episodes.

Step 2: Set aside an entire weekend to watch the entire season in one sitting.

Step 3: Ignore the existence of sleep, food, and human interaction.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you've watched the entire season.

Bonus Tip: Use a 'To-Be-Watched' spreadsheet to track your progress.