Do Nothing Day: Advanced Technique

For the truly committed, the Advanced Do Nothing Day technique is not for the faint of heart.

But be warned: once you've started down this path, there's no turning back. You'll be lost in a sea of procrastination, with no escape from the crushing ennui of Existential Dread. But hey, at least you'll be doing something.

Advanced Do Nothing Day = Procrastination + 10^(-2)

Also check out these other advanced techniques:

Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing While Appearing Productive Procrastination 2.0: The Next Generation