Day 5: Technique Sub-Sub-Technique

Today, we will learn the art of doing absolutely nothing. But not before we learn how to sub-technique our doing nothing.

Here are some sub-techniques for you to try:

• Mastering the art of staring blankly into space
• Perfecting the technique of doing nothing with style

Sub-Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing While Eating Cereal

It is a technique so old, so wise, so venerable.

Here's how you do it:

1. Cuddle up with a bowl of cereal.
2. Stare blankly into the distance.
3. Occasionally take a spoonful of cereal.
4. Repeat as necessary.