THE ABSURD ART OF DOING NOTHING

Welcome to the most unproductive page on the internet.

Here you will find:

• THE ART OF PROCASTING: 5 Techniques to Do Absolutely Nothing
• 4 Strategies to Make Your Nothingness Last Longer
• 6 More Ways to Waste Your Time

Or, if you're feeling really stuck:

Enter Panic Mode and hope it all works out.