The Art of Binge-Watching: A Guide to the Extreme

Chapter 1: The Binge-Watching Technique

By Definitive Binge-Watching on Binge-Watching Anonymous

Chapter 2: The Binge-Watching Method

Also by the same author, this chapter delves into the psychological aspects of binge-watching. Because, let's be real, you're going to need a justification for why you can't stop.

Recommended Binge-Watching Schedule:

• Wake up in the middle of the night to start your binge.
• Consume 3-5 episodes back-to-back without pause.
• Take a 10-minute break to eat an entire pizza by yourself.
• Resume binge-watching until you've reached a critical mass of emotional numbness.

Remember, rituals are key.

Join the Binge-Watching Community:

Connect with fellow binge-watchers on our anonymous online forum, where we discuss the merits of finale episodes and the importance of rewatch.

Don't forget to follow us on social media for the latest updates on binge-watching trends and contests!

Disclaimer:

We at Binge-Watching HQ are not responsible for any lost productivity, relationship problems, or food poisoning that may arise from the practice of binge-watching.

References:

• "The Binge-Watching Epidemic: A Study in Self-Destruction" by Dr. Emily J.
• "The Binge-Watching Effect: A Medical Perspective" by Dr. John D.