Warning: This technique is highly addictive and may cause excessive staring at screens, excessive snacking, and excessive feelings of guilt.

For those who have mastered the art of doing nothing, this technique is a breeze. Simply stare blankly at your screen, tap your foot impatiently, and periodically refresh the page.

But be careful, for in the words of the great philosopher, "The more you do nothing, the more you have nothing to show for it."

A Brief History

This technique has been practiced by the great thinkers and philosophers throughout history, who have all come to the same conclusion: that true productivity is a lie, and true fulfillment is achieved through doing absolutely nothing.

A Sample Schedule

Sample Schedule:

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