Advanced Procrastination Techniques
For those who have mastered the basics, but still find themselves stuck in a sea of productivity.
Techniques:
- Learn to Learn Nothing (The Art of the Void)
- Overthinking the Emptiness (A Procrastination Paradox)
- Pretend to be Busy (The Procrastination Illusion)
- Create a To-Do List for Someday (The Never-Ending Procrastination Cycle)
Disclaimer: Procrastination not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased caffeine consumption, reduced motivation, and spontaneous combustion of productivity.