A Guide to Achieving Absolutely Nothing

Day 5, Technique 7: The Art of Staring Out the Window

Today's lesson in the Do-Nothing Technique is all about mastering the ancient art of staring out the window. It's a skill that requires focus, dedication, and a strong sense of ennui.

• Window Staring Techniques
• Mindfulness Exercises for the Utterly Unfulfilled
• The Sedentary Lifestyle: A Guide to Doing Nothing with Passion

Remember, the key to mastery is to stare out the window for at least an hour without blinking. Any less and you're just not trying hard enough.