The Art of Achieving Complete Inaction: A Guide

Are you tired of accomplishing anything? Do you yearn for the sweet release of doing nothing at all? Look no further! The Art of Achieving Complete Inaction is here to guide you through the process of achieving the ultimate goal of accomplishing nothing.

Step 1: Find a comfortable spot to sit or lie down.

For more advanced techniques, see our guide to Better Inaction

Or for the ultimate experience, check out our Ultimate Boredom Technique

Remember, the key to achieving complete inaction is to focus on the present moment, and to never, ever, ever, try to do anything productive.

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