The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing Underwater

Technique #2: Floating Pointless Objectives

In a bold move to defy the conventions of productivity, our team of highly trained, yet utterly unmotivated, experts have devised a technique to accomplish nothing while underwater.

The goal here is to simply stare blankly into the distance, allowing the soothing sounds of the ocean and the gentle rocking of the waves to clear your mind of any thoughts or concerns.

This technique is perfect for those who wish to:

• Develop a new species of seaweed that only grows in the absence of effort
• Conduct an exhaustive study on the aerodynamics of a single bubble of air
• Practice their best "fish face" in a series of carefully crafted underwater poses

Recommended Underwater Equipment

For optimal results, we recommend the following:

• A waterproof notebook to jot down any random thoughts that may occur to you
• A set of binoculars to gaze into the distance
• A snorkel to breathe, because, you know, oxygen

Visit our Underwater Equipment page to learn more about the essential tools for this technique.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Underwater Exercise Routine to take your nothing-doing skills to the next level.