Today's Technique:
The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
A master of the craft of doing nothing, this technique requires focus, dedication, and a strong sense of apathy. To practice, sit in a comfortable position, close your eyes, and repeat the mantra "I am doing nothing" for at least 20 minutes. If thoughts of productivity arise, dismiss them immediately. If the couch beckons, answer its call.
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