In this esteemed technique, one learns to achieve a state of pure inaction, where the only thing more valuable than doing nothing is actually doing something, but only if that something is watching cat videos.
Step 1: Sit in a comfortable chair. Make sure it's not too comfy, lest one fall asleep.
Step 2: Stare blankly at the screen in front of you, daring it to entertain itself.
Step 3: When the clock strikes 3 PM, realize you've forgotten to eat lunch, and wonder why you're not hungrier.
For bonus points, try to break the world record for longest time spent on a single tab.
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