Also known as "Procrastination through Inaction," this technique requires an ironclad stomach, a steady supply of snacks, and the ability to ignore all sense of urgency. It's a delicate balance of doing nothing while appearing to do something.
Position yourself in a chair, on a couch, or preferably in a hammock. The more ergonomic your seat, the better.
By following these steps, you too can achieve the art of doing absolutely nothing!