DO NOTHING

As the great philosopher, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth, once said: "The act of doing nothing is, in fact, the ultimate act of doing something."

But what exactly is this "nothing" we're talking about?

Read more about the nothing theory.

THEORY

According to the Nothing Theory, the fundamental nature of the universe is a great expanse of nothingness.

Or is it?

Learn more about the counter-theory.

COUNTER-THEORY

But wait, what if the Nothing Theory is just a fancy name for the Nothing-Nothing Theory?

Or is it just a bunch of nothingness?

THE NOTHING-NOUGHT THEORY

Where do we even begin?

Read more about the Nothing-nought.

NOTHING-NAUGHT

It's not just about the theory, it's about the practice.

Learn more about doing nothing.

DOING NOTHING

It's a skill, really.

Get some tips on doing nothing.

TECHNIQUES FOR DOING NOTHING

From the ancient art of staring out the window to the modern technique of binge-watching Netflix.

Learn more about Technique 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing.