Procrastination Strategy 11: The Art of Doing Nothing

Day 6: The "I'm Too Tired" Excuse

Today, we're going to master the ancient art of pretending to be exhausted. You know, for the sake of doing nothing.

Step 1: Fake a yawn. It's a classic.

1. Stretch your arms up high and let out a loud, exaggerated yawn.
2. Maintain eye contact with your imaginary audience, but only for a second or two.
3. Smile, but not too much. You don't want to appear too awake.

Additional Tips:

Remember, the key to success is to look as tired as possible without actually falling asleep. It's a delicate art.

Practice your yawn in front of a mirror to perfect your technique.

Don't overdo it. You want to appear tired, not dead.

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