Procrastination Strategies

The art of doing nothing, with style.

• The Classic Binge-Watching Strategy

  Watch 12 hours of cat videos, claim to have learned something.

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• The Social Media Scroll-A-Thon Strategy

  Spend 3 hours scrolling through memes, claim to have networked.

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• The Fake-Productivity Strategy

  Create 5 new to-do lists, delete 5 old ones, claim to be productive.

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