Welcome to the ultimate guide for the procrastinator who loves to shop. Here, you'll find the most hazardous kitchen gadgets that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.
From the Kitchen Gadget of Doom to the Over-the-Top Toaster, we've got the most treacherous tools to make your kitchen a minefield of disaster.
• Spinning Spiralizer of Despair
• Instant Noodle Maker of the Apocalypse
• Automatic Sandwich Maker of Chaos