Are you tired of feeling productive, motivated, and fulfilled? Do you yearn for the sweet release of a life of leisure and indulgence? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to conditioning yourself for the modern art of doing absolutely nothing!
Start by cultivating a deep-seated disregard for the value of productivity. Remind yourself that the world is already a perfect, functioning mess, and that your contribution to society is not, in fact, necessary.
Overcoming the Need to Create Anything
Transform your living space into a veritable shrine of comfort and indulgence. Install a hammock, stock up on snacks, and invest in a state-of-the-art gaming console.
Creating a Perfect Snack Nesting
Connect with like-minded individuals who share your disdain for productivity and your love of doing nothing. Join online forums, attend in-person support groups, and start a book club focused on the art of navel-gazing.
Stay tuned for more exciting chapters in this comprehensive guide to the art of doing absolutely nothing!