The Inert Button
The Button That Does Stuff
The Button of Many Colors
Option 2: The Button That Does Stuff (Maybe)

The Inert Button: A Study in Futility

Located in the heart of the Do Nothing Day, this button has been a staple of bureaucratic red tape for years. Despite its unassuming appearance, it has been the subject of heated debate among local officials.

Option 3: The Button of Many Colors (A Different Study in Futility)