Procrastination Simulator

Congratulations, you have successfully avoided actual work for another day! You have spent the entire day playing video games, browsing memes, and reorganizing your sock drawer. Your productivity has been reduced to 0% and your couch is now 99% comfortable.

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Ponder the Infinite Possibilities of Sock Pairs

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can always accidentally invent something revolutionary!