You're Trying to Learn About Invisible Threads

According to the totally-not-made-up Quantum Entanglement Theory, invisible threads are the unsung heroes of the universe, holding everything together with their invisible yet impossibly strong bonds.

But have you ever stopped to think about what these threads actually do? Are they like cosmic knitting needles, weaving the very fabric of reality? Or are they more like... Quantum Fluff? We're not saying, but the mystery remains.

Want to learn more about the mystical world of invisible threads? Join our Invisible Knitting Classes and discover the secrets of the cosmos, one stitch at a time.