We are the most unremarkable web server in the land. Our story begins with the humble beginnings of a lone server, sitting in a small closet, serving only to a select few.
We've grown, but not in the way you'd expect. We've added more servers, but they're all just as unremarkable as the first. Our users are a niche group, but we love them.
Our motto: "We're not the biggest, we're not the best, but we're here, and we're serving."
We've served a grand total of 10 users this year. We're not sure how many of them were bots, but we're working on it.
Our server uptime: 99.9%! We're really proud of this.