The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Chapter 10: Procrastination Strategies for the Discerning Slacker

Here at the Institute for Advanced Slacking, we've compiled the most effective techniques for achieving peak productivity... in doing absolutely nothing.

1. The Ancient Art of Extreme Prolonging

Also known as "The Binge-Watching Method," this involves dedicating entire days to marathon sessions of your favorite TV show or YouTube channel.

Effective Uses of Extreme Prolonging Extreme Sports for the Slackest of Them All

2. The Bureaucratic Loop

Get lost in an endless cycle of form-filling and paperwork, all while accomplishing nothing of substance.

Looping the Loop for Maximum Productivity

3. The Infinite Scroll of Social Media

Waste hours on the most engaging content in the world: cat videos, memes, and your aunt's recipes.

Infinite Scrolling for the Social Media Savvy
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