Procrastination 2.0: The Art of Mastering the Universe

Chapter 2: Deflecting the Universe with Style

Step 1: Create an elaborate To-Do List

• Make a list of all the tasks you should be doing
• Prioritize them with an elaborate system (bonus points for using colored pens)
• Get distracted by cat videos

Step 2: Create a soothing Environment

• Set up your workspace with the finest in ergonomic furniture
• Invest in a top-of-the-line sound system for optimal ambient noise
• Cultivate a collection of exotic houseplants

Advanced Techniques:

Learn to harness the power of Overwhelming Yourself

Master the art of Delaying the Inevitable

Practice the ancient discipline of Burying Your Head in Sand

And, of course, always be prepared to Accuse Others of Being Incompetent