Procrastination Cheat Sheet

Proven Techniques

When faced with a looming deadline or an impending task, follow these expert tips to maximize your procrastination efficiency:

• 1. Open a new tab for research
• 2. Check social media (at least 3 times)
• 3. Browse cat videos
• 4. Organize your sock drawer
• 5. Plan a vacation

Advanced Procrastination Techniques

For the truly experienced procrastinator:

1. 6. Create a to-do list, but never look at it again
2. 7. Learn to play the harmonica
3. 8. Write a strongly worded letter to your boss
4. 9. Practice your "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" face

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