Step 1: Pretend You're a Responsible Adult

Put down the laundry, the dishes, and your life's purpose. For the next 4-10 years, you'll be playing video games.

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Step 2: Master the Art of Sitting

Practice sitting on the couch for extended periods. Develop a new set point for your bottom.

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Step 3: Develop a New Addiction

Focus on one video game and let your life spiral into a vortex of pixels and regret.

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Step 4: Join a Gaming Community (or Not)

Make friends with people who will tolerate your existence for extended periods of time. Or just play alone.

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