Procrastination 101: The Art of Mastering the Fart of the Universe

By the great philosopher, Boredomius Maximus

Procrastination is not just a skill, it's a way of life. It's a delicate dance of delaying, dodging, and dodgying the tasks ahead. And, just like the art of juggling chainsaws while reciting the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski', it takes practice, patience, and a willingness to sacrifice your social life for the sake of the craft.

Here are the essential tips and tricks to become a true Procrastination Master:

The 7 deadly sins of Procrastination

1. The 7 Deadly Sins of Procrastination

2. When in doubt, sleep

3. Shift the Goalposts

4. Forget what you were doing

5. Declare independence from productivity

6. Meditate on the importance of memes

7. Learn to play the banjo (optional)