html Do Nothing: A Procrastination Guide

Procrastination Techniques for the Chronically Undone

When all else fails, follow these expertly crafted methods to achieve the highest level of productivity: not doing anything.

Assign the problem to someone else. It's not like it's a real problem or anything.

Read the previous chapter: Ask a question that will never be answered.

Proceed to the next chapter: Decline the task with a bland smile.

Cheatsheet

Technique #8: Assign the Problem to Someone Else

Pros:

Blameshifting is an art form.
No actual work required.
Perfect for delegating to a subordinate.

Cons:

Might actually get someone to do the work.
Risks developing a sense of responsibility.