Catch-22: The Ultimate Procrastination Cheat Sheet (Year 10 Edition)

Warning: Prolonged use can lead to permanent brain damage.

Procrastination Techniques:

• Shift the blame to someone else
• Learn to play DotA again
• Pretend to be a robot

Tips and Tricks:

• Use the "I'm busy" excuse, but only for the first 5 minutes.
• Take a 10-minute break every hour to scroll through social media.
• Call it a "creative break" to play video games.

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