Cheat Sheet: Procrastination Optimization

Phase 1: Preparation is for the Weak

Step 1: Set a timer. Any timer will do. Even the one on your phone. Yes, that's a thing.

Step 2: Open a new tab. The more tabs, the better. It's all about multitasking, folks!

Step 3: Browse aimlessly. Let the infinite scroll be your guide. You might find something interesting... or not.

Step 4: Take a break. For exactly 30 minutes. No, 45. Okay, fine, take a 3-hour break. You deserve it.