The Procrastination Cheat Sheet, Version 2: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Table of Contents

• Strategy 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Strategy 3: The Power of Distraction
• Strategy 4: The Procrastination Loop

Warning: This page is intended for entertainment purposes only. Procrastinating excessively may lead to missed deadlines, lost opportunities, and a general sense of regret.

However, if you're feeling particularly unmotivated, here's a list of advanced procrastination techniques to help you avoid productivity:

The Procrastination Loop:

1. Start by doing nothing.

2. When someone asks you what you're working on, say 'something'.

3. When they press you for more information, say 'it's a surprise'.

4. When the deadline approaches, pretend you've been working on it all along.

5. Repeat steps 1-4 until the deadline is forgotten.